Friday, March 10
coffee slurpers
have been working a lot in the "field", lately. me & my co-worker/amigo are visiting buildings & stuff. our first priority in the morning is to get our coffee, so we can drink as we go. there's nothing worse than upgrading crypto @ 7:30 in the morning w/o coffee.
my amigo, i've noticed, is the loudest coffee drinker on the face of the earth. the 1st time i heard him slurp, i just thought he was joking. after the numerous subsequent slurps, i came to understand that he doesn't know or care that he's slurps coffee like a water buffalo slurps water, after a long migration!
cheers to all you coffee slurpers that make your co-workers/friends/families feel like causing you bodily harm. :-)
Posted by JayBird at 11:34 AM
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6 comments:
Slurping doesn't get me as much as people who either chew with their mouth open or chew in a manner that makes it sounds as though their mouth is open when it isn't . . . MAKES ME FRICKING CRAZY.
How about people who talk while they're chewing and let little pieces of whatever they're chewing either fly out (toward you) or just generally fall out...
My pet peeve is chewing gum poppers.
Maybe you could slurp loudly along with him and he'd start to notice.
all of these grossing me out. people need to have mouth/food/beverage lessons or something.
oh, man, you guys have some good ones. i'm gonna have to try the slurping w/him- that will be hilarious.
eww! gross! last night i was at marble slab and this lady was slurping her ice cream - it was nasty too!!
maybe the coffee is too hot for him and he thinks he's cooling it off???
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