i have a friend that has been growing a beard for about 6 weeks now. honestly, i've never seen an uglier beard. it's red, patchy, gray, nappy, & grows in all different directions.
so, the other day, i ask him what this beard thing is all about. he says that it makes him sexier. i asked him in what way did it make him sexier. he told me that it makes him look more dignified & refined. it took all i had not to laugh. then he got me to shut-up when he said that his wife was the one that wanted him to do it. he says, "she thinks i'm very attractive w/the beard & loves it when i tickle her neck w/it".
yeah, right, ummmmm, hmmmmmm, okay--------------------------------he's a good friend. he really needs to shave it, seriously, but if the wife like/wants it- whatcha gonna do about it!
6 comments:
...if only he would arrange it up and to the left and cover those bare patches...it might work. perhaps you could share some of your recent experience with the comb-forward and swoosh technique...
jeez, i hope people dont think that about me...i decided to grow a full beard while i am on vacation
Frady, you absolutly need the beard. You wouldn't be the drummer you are without it.
LOL - if you haven't done it yet, go take the geek test on Brint's Truely Random blog
i've come to the conclusion that beards are gross.
i should have said, "....gross for me". i think your beard is beautiful. it has many different colors & fills in rather nicely.
;)
Post a Comment