My crypto assistant has been working for me about 9 months now. His humor and quick wit are possibly unmatched. Maybe Brent and David could hang with him, but I don't know for sure.
Mr. K (my assistant) shocked me the other day with the Mankini. Through the last 9 months, he also has this thing he does with putting the word, "man", before other words. I can't explain it, but it makes me laugh every time. It appears that I can't refrain from laughing when he does this. He makes observations of people and pokes some fun at them.
Here we go- check this out:
- Man-Purse (bags where the carrying strap goes across the body)
- Man-Bag (backpacks, duffel bags)
- Man-Sweater (for all men that wear sweaters)
- Man-Nuts (for when I'm eating my daily almonds)
- Man-Balls (the small squishy balls, for stress, that we throw around the office)
- Man-Date (any time two men make arrangements to see each other)- Props to David O. as well.
- Man-________?
Your turn.
Jason
8 comments:
Man alive.
Man-hug (that quick double back slap, groin 12 feet apart thing we do every time we see each other)
I thought of another one while I was titching something up for my wife . . .
Man-work (Typically anything mechanical or having something to do with the lawn . . . but of course at my house this also includes dishes and changing poop diapers.)
funny, i would have thought man-nuts and man-balls were already taken . . .
how about man-cala - a game of strategy with different colored marbles
or man-darin . . .
sorry, i got nothing.
titching things up for your wife?
All I know is that the first time I heard the term "moobs" I cracked up.
Oh, and have you ever heard about "humanure"? EWWWW... Besides "manure" already starts with "man".
Aren't all men born with a "man-bag?"
Man-Sack: What people bring their lunch in. (Mr. K)
On my way to the gym, yesterday, Mr. K. says this: "Going to the Gym, Jay? Tell Gym (Jim) to take it easy on ya."
What am I going to do with this guy? I so badly want to revert back to some mind games that I know how to play. But I won't.
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