I have been swamped by a server install (Intrusion Detection System) that is kicking my butt. I finally get a few moments to eat and check my e-mail and my co-worker starts slurping his soup. He slurps it like a two-year-old boy and it drives me crazy. After a couple minutes of that, he then proceeds to lick his fingers after fingering the bowl clean. He's about to get some UFC action by me in the server farm if he keeps this up. :>)
Wednesday, August 23
For the love of........
Posted by JayBird at 3:24 PM
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Be careful, Jay . . . I heard soup-slurpers are pretty tough . . .
Define UFC action.
I bet if you whipped him in his mouth with your belt next time he slurps . . . it would be funny.
Yeah, funnier than a simple punch.
UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship- full contact fighting.
I think maybe you should do something even MORE OBNOXIOUS than soup slurping around him. Like chewing tortilla chips with your mouth open and letting pieces fall out of your mouth and onto the table.
If you had a beard, you could leave food particles in it for everyone to see--the ultimate grossness champion.
You guys have some pretty good ideas: belts, beards, and chips.
Update: Mr. K has recently informed me that he's bought a case of Campbell's Chunky Soup, because it tastes good and is inexpensive. Looks like I get this slurping each day at lunch. Joy.
Explain to him that just as smoke is an unpleasant side effect to the pleasure of smoking, so is slurping an unpleasant side effect to the pleasure of eating soup.
Then . . . explain to him that you like to drink beer and that urine is an upleasant side effect to the pleasure of drinking beer.
Then . . . if he doesn't take the hint . . . pee on his head.
plucky- you rock!!!
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