as is my custom @ work, i was strategically located near a co-worker's desk & i was bugging him. some call this bugging, "irritating, harassment, teasing, provocation, antagonism, etc..." i think it's just my sense of humor.
anyway, as i'm jaw-jackin' @ my co-slacker, oops co-worker, i experience a surreal moment in time. i locked up mentally & physically & felt helpless. i feel "stuff" on my back & two hands w/ painted nails are found grabbing my pecs. okay, it seemed like an eternity that i was stuck in shock w/ stuff on my back & hands cupping my pecs. i didn't feel violated or offended, because i went into an idiot, brain-dead state. who hugs an opposite sex co-worker from behind w/ such intestinal fortitude (courage)?
she's a new lady to the shop & is very nice. i'm thinkin' maybe a bit too nice. i'm thinkin' that i'll chalk it up as a brain fart/data dump or something like that. i'm going to let it go (this time). in telling mindy this "discomfortable" moment, i saw something in her eyes that said, "let me @ 'er"!!! then, my lovely bride says, "i'm gonna get you a sign that says, 'property of mindy bennett... mess w/ my property & i'll open up a can of whoop-ass!'..." i almost choked on the chicken strip i was gnawing on. now, if you know mindy, you'll understand this is quite possibly the funniest thing i've ever heard her say. not to mention that she couldn't beat kayla in a fist fight. i love you min.
so, here's to my personal body-guard/fighter, my sweet & lovely min.
this pic is not of mindy, of course, but this pic best explains the look/comment from mindy tonight @ dinner.
min- i love you & thanks for loving me (it can't be easy). :>0
Tuesday, September 13
discomfort #2 ("stuff" on my back)
Posted by JayBird at 6:39 PM
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i do know mindy & i did laugh when i thought of her doing this. i mean "whoop-ass", come on sweet mindy bennett. but then again, i would feel the same way if this happened to my property.
Jason--be ready for the next time with a response so you won't freeze up again. :)
That is hilarious... I think you're right about that being the funniest thing I've ever heard of Mindy saying... I'm having a hard time even imagining the word "ass" coming out of her mouth...
...yes Jbird...when strange women squeeze your pecs, always be prepared with a disarmingly witty line...such as "wow...Don't you realize that you're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot?"
Hey Thorn--are you macho enough to come out of the closet and tell us who you are? If not, then you have no room to comment on anyone else's masculinity. Real men don't make anonymous insults--they are brave enough to stand behind their opinions.
ouch!!! someone is calling me gaybird. what the heck, dude? i believe that i warned you on sherry's blog about the things you say. it seems that your only goal in all of this is to ridicule & cause contention. i'm thinking that we should call you the "bone of contention". no matter what anybody says, you go & pick it apart. tell us about you! you've obviously obtained perfection, so please share your infinite wisdom on life. do you find pleasure in putting people down & then running away? a part of me would like to "punch you in the neck". i won't do that, because you hide like a scared child. first, i don't want to expend any energy to find you physically, & secondly, i don't want to physically hurt an apparently young, adult male. it wouldn't be a fair fight. like georgia said- stopping hiding & tell us who you are. if you don't want us to know, then we don't want you around. it's not that we're all perfect & think that you're less than us. it's not that we don't welcome newcomers or accept people as they are. but remember that the first step in being welcomed & accepted by us- is to identify yourself & come in through the front door. after that, then i'm sure you'll be welcomed/accepted & we can work through how guidance in appropriate behavior is important in any family (hillside).
go ahead. tell us who you are. i'll even meet you @ the front door of the church to shake your hand & show you around. what do ya say?
jaybird (not gaybird)
I like DenDens method - you come into my house & want to comment, you leave your anonymity behind. Or, you get deleted. Nuff said.
thorn doesn't spell like a girl with a high iq. oh wait, that's his other personality. aaargh! save me, ashley!
now back on topic: take it from me - georgia is right. you better be ready with a response next time. and, women stop reading now - guy advice, how good the response is had better be directly proportional to how hot she is. and the key to having a good response ready -- use it!
i hear you guys loud & clear on the hug from behind stuff. i'll be sure to take heed to your advice & be ready if it happens again. thanks for having my back.
re: thorn- as much as i'd like to shut this guy out/down- i personally would like to give this guy/gal a chance. i don't like his/her tactics, but maybe it's people like thorn/butterfly that could use a helping hand.
Personally, I don't buy it - if help was desired, there's been more than enough opportunity afforded.
I see this kind of trolling as a feeble & persistent attempt to antagonize & disrupt the interactions of others. But, it's your blog.
your a bigger man than i, your pec's i mean. i told murdoc about having a t-shirt made for his "baby", maybe one of those cheesy t-shirts with the silk-screen photo of the whole fam would work.that's my passiv-agro advice
I'm the type where, if I were a man and this happened to me, I'd probably try meat's method, and if it happened again anyway I'd "accidentally" elbow her. "Oh, I'm sorry, you startled me." Trust me, an elbow to the stuff does not feel good... But I'm just mean that way... ;)
all right. i'll get the shirt w/ the fam on the front & back. i'll have to do it on a dress-shirt (dress code ya know). if that doesn't work i'll give her an elbow, & as my last resort/weapon- i'll sic the ultimate warrior, mindy bennett, on her arse.
re: thorn- we've (collectively) given this person enough attention. this person has been able to distract/take us off the point of many posts that would have been nice to talk about. but, instead, we focused on thorn/butterfly. i agree w/ scoey-d, denden, murodc, & sherry p. - let's delete butterthorn's stuff every time he/she posts & leave it @ that. nuff said.
It's cause your so hot Jay!
I agree w/ Georgia though - be reafy next time...ready w/ a swift backhand...that'll straiten the vixen out.
hmmmmmm.... i don't even know how to respond frad-ster. you got me on this one. here's a little factoid for ya: if i had some head hair, i'd be a real hot item. w/ my tan, my heigth, & slim stature- come on, who can compete w/ that?
hey, your spelling of "ready" as "reafy" puts a whole new spin on things. what does it mean to be "reafy"?
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