1st incident: i'm waiting to be seated and she walks up to me, puts my hand in hers, and walks me to a table.
2nd incident: comes up from behind me and starts to give me a neck/shoulder massage.
3rd incident: while i'm having a blue moon, she bends down and whispers in my ear, "once you go black, you never go back."
4th incident: also during a blue moon in the lounge, she asks me what i'm going to do with my wife. she said that i need to get rid of my wife, so i can take her home and support her.
regular incidents: grabbing my arm, touching my shoulder, and flirting.
two of my co-workers: both of them got to see her do this stuff and mocked me endlessly.
resolution: stay in my room and order room service or go out. i stayed in my room, because i'm adventurous like that.
Tuesday, March 11
The Handsie Waitress
Posted by JayBird at 11:18 AM
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Lucky . . . I can't say that I blame her, though . . . you are one hot little potato . . .
that is soooo funny!!!
I can't believe she actually used the "once you go black..." line.
This seems a bit one sided though... you never mention how you react to all of these come-ons. (I know you stay in your room, but what do you do in the moment?) do you freeze up? do you slap her? do you turn bright red? does mindy call the restaurant and bitch her out? do tell.
Those situations always lead me to say something really horrible in order to embarrass the person to the point of never wanting to be around me ever again.
I'm awesome at it.
Okay, all comments I may have escaped me after Tim referred to you as a hot little potato. I was half expecting him to follow it up with "I could eat your right up" which might be something for this waitress to say.
must have been my hot-butt pants. :)
i froze-up when she did these things. i'd like to get to a point where i can tell a handsie person to please stop and don't do that again. i need to look deeper as to why i freeze-up in these situations.
I do one of two things (at least back in the day when this USED to happen to me) . . .
1. Sit back and enjoy it.
2. Tell him or her that I'm flattered but my herpes has flaired up and is crowding out my genital warts.
i have made women cry in that situation. other times i've clammed up and said nothing. neither one felt especially good (though the first one felt slightly better)
in my case, there is almost certainly a spiritual root because i don't remember women EVER coming on to me when i was single. EVER. like, NEVER.
i'm not bitter.
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